Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
