Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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