will power is for people who don't want to get laid
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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