Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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