I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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