Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
