Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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