He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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