We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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