i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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