He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My vagina is very pro this idea
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