no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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