I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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