awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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