Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The power of my boobs compel you
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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