everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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