So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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