im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It was confusing and full of hummus
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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