Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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