As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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