Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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