Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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