just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Soap is not a condiment
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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