Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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