is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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