You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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