It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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