I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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