I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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