i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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