I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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