drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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