never play flip cup with pint glasses
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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