Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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