Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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