I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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