ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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