I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
