dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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