you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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