Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The feeling are messing with the penis
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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