I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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