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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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