Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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