I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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