why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
