JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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