Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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