walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
