ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i barfeds in our rink
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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