just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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