Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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