I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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