My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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