he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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