And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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