So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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i came on her dog
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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