i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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