He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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