Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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